“According to the odds and gods, you only get to make one mistake with this. When you walk around the edge of the crater, if they find a finger or toe, well that's what they bury.”

Dwight Yoakam - Brentwood Glasscock

“- Self-Destruct Voice: This ship will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
- President Skroob: Cancellation button? Hurry!”
Julie Pitkanen - Self-Destruct Voice
Mel Brooks - President Skroob

“- Francisco Flores: I want to use a bomb.
- Helena Ayala: Are you kidding? Can't you just shoot him or something?
- Francisco Flores: I don't really like guns. You shoot someone in the head three times and some pinche doctor will keep them alive.”
Clifton Collins Jr. - Francisco Flores
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Helena Ayala

“- Capt. Loomis Birkhead: Sir, you don't have any bombers here, do you, sir?
- Col. 'Madman' Maddox: Bombers? Son, if I had bombers I'd be bombin' the hell out of them right now!”
Tim Matheson - Capt. Loomis Birkhead
Warren Oates - Col. 'Madman' Maddox

“Clearing these stumps for pastureland has always been a chore. In the past I've always used nitro or dynamite. But this new primacord explosive I can practice my roping with the same thing that blows the stumps away.”
Richard Gesswein - Coldyron