“- Acko: He's not taking my fucking car!
- Pando: It's only gonna take twenty minutes, he needs a car, so give him your fucking keys.
- Acko: I just got the gearbox fixed.
- Pando: Good, that means it works, now give him your fucking keys.”
David Field - Acko
Bryan Brown - Pando

“- Trumaine: Don't worry baby, this my uncle's car, he lets me borrow it whenever I want.
- Marvel: Oh yeah! Then why did you have to hot-wire it?!”
Wesley Snipes - Trumaine
Willie J. Walton - Marvel

“- Rick O'Connell: That's called stealing, you know.
- Evelyn Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called borrowing.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“You family, I love you, you welcome to anything in my house. But don't let me catch you in my refrigerator, don't let me catch you with yo finger in my Suga Bowl, You feel me knockin.”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Julie James: What the hell are you doing in my closet?
- Karla Wilson: Dude, I thought you were outta town. I just wanted to borrow your black skirt, but I'm not ready to die for it.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James
Brandy Norwood - Karla Wilson