“Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?”

Cameron Diaz - Natalie Cook

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy.”
Bess Wohl - Rebecca

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey - Bruce Nolan