“- Poppy: Sometimes jail is the best thing to keep a man in shape.
- Sadie Maracle: Well, then I guess Silas could use a year or two, huh?”
Sandrine Holt - Poppy
Jennifer Podemski - Sadie Maracle

“When I was a kid, my dad was on the road a lot. He would give me a box full books, call me every night and quiz me. I'd get an ice cream cone for every book I read, so I was a fat kid.”

Chiwetel Ejiofor - Adrian Helmsley

"Me in Camp F"? What's this, a gay prison story?

Vic Reeves - Bendle

“- Professor Banks: I understand you are allowed one phone call from jail?
- Mark Watson: Yes.
- Professor Banks: Next time you get arrested, use it to call me. I'll bring you your books. You can study in jail.”
James Earl Jones - Professor Banks
C. Thomas Howell - Mark Watson

“It's been a long time since someone wrote a really good book in jail.”
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp