“Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome.”
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt

“- Judy Danvers: You ever wonder what kids did for fun on a Saturday 100 years ago?
- Jack Stall: I don't know. I guess I always figured they got into their parents' wagon and went cruising up and down their main drag playing loud banjo music and acting like idiots. Eventually, we grow up, we get jobs, we have affairs, and we become alcoholics.”
Sumela Kay - Judy Danvers
Ashton Holmes - Jack Stall

“- Elle Woods: All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
- Sid Post: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Bob Newhart - Sid Post

“Labor? What you you know about labor? How would you feel if you were expected to give birth every 10 seconds for the rest of your life?”
Sharon Stone - Princess Bala

“- George Peters: Doris, what the hell is the matter?
- Doris: If memory serves me correctly, I just had a labor pain.
- George Peters: You can't have. It must be indigestion.
- Doris: No, there's a difference. Indigestion doesn't make you eyes bug out.”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris