“- Frank Stockburn: Boy, you got your mom's muscles. You a prizefighter?
- Chico: No, actually, I'm a... piano player.”
Nick Nolte - Frank Stockburn
Terry Crews - Chico

“Gurrllll, you a cross between Martha Stewart and Oprah. I'm gon call you motrah!”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“- Lucas: Did you think we'd be such good friends when we first met?
- Maggie: I don't know.
- Lucas: What did you think of me?
- Maggie: I thought you were interesting.
- Lucas: I thought you were beautiful.”
Corey Haim - Lucas
Kerri Green - Maggie

“I like you, Amy. You're clever but you're not too brainy. You're prettyish but you're not too gorgeous. You're approachable.”

“- Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience.
- Alvy Singer: Thank you.
- Pam: It's a compliment.”
Shelley Duvall - Pam
Woody Allen - Alwy Singer