“- Frederick Dallas: I'm sure he wouldn't. Not during a tech rehearsal.
- Dotty Otley: Half a chance, he would!
- Brooke Ashton: Would what?
- Lloyd Fellowes: Glck! Glck! Glck!”

Christopher Reeve - Frederick Dallas
Carol Burnett - Dotty Otley
Nicollette Sheridan - Brooke Ashton
Sir Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes

“None for me and none for him. We're A.A.”

Rita Rudner - Carol Benson

“There's bars on planes now? This is... Man, I wish my mother was still alive to see this. She was an alcoholic, but a nice one.”
Adam Sandler - Nick Spitz

“Addiction isn't the problem, it's the solution. And until you remove the solution, you can't see clearly what the problem is. This anger isn't about me. Who are you really angry with?”

CCH Pounder - Julie Marsden

“- Lenny Feder: Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?
- Dr. Larry: There is. It's called Jack Daniels.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Dennis Dugan - Dr. Larry