“A year later, the impossible finally happened. One of the Holt boys married one of the Abbott girls. We had two daughters. Named the youngest Helen, after my mom.”

Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

“- Luther Whitney: You're the only family I have.
- Kate Whitney: Luther, you don't have me.”
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney
Laura Linney - Kate Whitney

“- Daryl Pearson: You know, your little girls have grown up.
- Wilma McClatchie: No, my little girls have grown out; it's not the same thing.”
Robert Culp - Daryl Pearson
Angie Dickinson - Wilma McClatchie

“You used to be a little person who did what I said.”
Amy Poehler - Lisa

“- Ted Foster: I thought that if you wanted to marry a girl you were supposed to ask her father.
- Harry C. Thomas: You must be talking about some other father, some other family. Not a family with only one father and three daughters. Nobody asks him anything. He's lucky if he gets told.”
John Shelton - Ted Foster
Frank Morgan - Harry C. Thomas