“Yo dude! You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion, and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks!”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Jesse Hall

“x”

Jamison Newlander - Alan Frog

“If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Taste my steel, you dog!”
Bruce Campbell - Roland the Intrepid Explorer

“Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.”
Eddie Bracken - Roy Walley