“- Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?
- Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me.”
Daniel L. Reardon - Alan Marciano
Al Pacino - Lt. Vincent Hanna

“Buns of steel... I'd steal her buns if I could.”
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Celia Clooney: Do you know a woman has 89 erogenous zones on her body.
- Clooney: Who says that?”
Paula Prentiss - Celia Clooney
Jack Lemmon - Victor Clooney

“All those pictures of Jesus all sweaty and bare-chested on the cross always made me kinda hot.”
Melissa George - Cleo Miller

“First time you ever see an outlaw? Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon