“- John Hobbes: Can I ask you a personal question?
- Gretta Milano: Everything is personal, if you're a person.”
Denzel Washington - John Hobbes
Embeth Davidtz - Gretta Milano

“Two men and two men only will enter my bedchamber. My husband and the doctor.”
Reese Witherspoon - Becky Sharp

“When you find a friendship that you wouldn't have found anywhere else. Still and all, there's a kind of intimacy with those that can go the distance.”
Val Kilmer - Danny Parker

“- Clementine Kruczynski: People have to share things.That's what intimacy is.
- Joel Barish: I'm sorry, my life isn't that interesting.
- Clementine Kruczynski: I want to read some of those journals you're constantly scribbling in. What do you write in there if you don't have any thoughts or passions or... love?”

Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“- Michael Berkow: You have some serious male-on-male intimacy problems!
- Adam Berkow: What're you fucking talking about?
- Michael Berkow: You can't deal with men!”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow