“- Doug Remer: That's a dude.
- Squeak Scolari: No way, you're just saying that because you want her for yourself.
- Doug Remer: No dude, I'm saying that because she's a guy.
- Squeak Scolari: That's impossible. Just look at her. She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips. The sweetest Adam's apple.”
Trey Parker - Doug Remer
Dian Bachar - Squeak Scolari

“- Young Gustave: You look like a girl!
- Young Danielle: That's what I am, half-wit!
- Young Gustave: Yeah, but today you look it.
- Young Danielle: Boy or girl, I can still whip you!”
Ricki Cuttell - Young Gustave
Anna Maguire - Young Danielle

“- Fergus: The thing is, Dil, you're not a girl.
- Dil: Details, baby. Details.”

Stephen Rea - Fergus
Jaye Davidson - Dil

“Now listenhere, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!”

Terence Stamp - Bernadette

“These days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.”
Terence Stamp - Bernadette