“- Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?
- Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson
Jack Johnson - Will Robinson

“I spent the night with a gorgeous Thai girl who turned out to be a gorgeous Thai boy!”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“It's a tale as old as time Ulysses. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Girl goes into hypersleep.”
Harland Williams - Fred Z. Randall

“This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.”
Malcom McDowell - Principal Gibbons

“One of these days one of you boys is going to start one of these scenes differently and one of us girls is going to drop dead from surprise.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lee Leander