“Women love hairy men. Cavemen were the sexiest men in history.”
Leslie Mann

You know that whole deal about "penisenvy"? Not true. No. Half of women don't even like it. You know who has penisenvy? We do. That's why we cheat and we lie, because we're all obsessed with our own equipment!
Mel Gibson - Nick Marshall

“- Jock: Hey, baby. You're sucking on the wrong nossil.
- Debbie: Hey, yo, needle dick! I bet you're the only male in this school suffering from penisenvy.”

Duane Davis - Jock
Brooke Theiss - Debbie

“- Lucy: Why are men bald?
- Sam Dawson: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.”
Dakota Fanning - Lucy
Sean Penn - Sam Dawson

“- Serge Stanieff: The men in my country go wild about women with yellow hair.
- Lady Lou: I'm glad you told me. I wanna keep straight on my geography.”
Gilbert Roland - Serge Stanieff
Mae West - Lady Lou