“- Daniel: If I remember correctly page 146 looks pretty good.
- Carla: How much do you weigh?
- Daniel: Um, I weigh 145 and four ounces.
- Carla: Four ounces.
- Daniel: Yeah.
- Carla: Well that sounds okay.
- Daniel: Yeah. So, do you wanna do it now?”

Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“- Daniel McMann: Are you ready? Cause I'm ready!
- Carla Tate: No Daniel, uh, I'm not ready.
- Daniel McMann: Ohh.
- Carla Tate: I was thinking we could wait 'til the next holiday cause holidays are special.
- Daniel McMann: Oh cause I feel special right now Carla.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“Have you ever had gay sex? What about sex with a woman? Just have sex with me and if you don't like it, then you can be gay.”
Evan Rachel Wood - Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer

“- Freshman Girl: Will you marry me?
- Don Dawson: I don't know. What's in it for me?
- Freshman Girl: Anything you want?
- Don Dawson: Anything?
- Freshman Girl: Anything.
- Don Dawson: [opening his mouth wide] Go like this. Do you spit or swallow?
- Freshman Girl: Whatever you like.
- Don Dawson: Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you.”
Sasha Jenson - Don Dawson

“I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.”
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy