“Eggiwegs...I would like to smash 'em, and pick 'em all up and throw...owww!! Fucking hell!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Freddy Nefler: You'll be much less neurotic if your parents are happily divorced, rather than unhappily married.
- Phyllis Nefler: Thank you, Phil Donahue.
- Freddy Nefler: I saw it on Oprah!”
Craig T. Nelson - Freddy Nefler
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“Dear Diary, I am writing in your bullshit pages because my shrink is crazier then I am. He thinks you're therapy.”
Annabella Sciorra - Annie Collins-Nielsen

“Freud didn't know dick about women.”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Felix Ungar: I hatemess and I hatedisorder. I went to a hypnotist to try and cure me.
- Oscar Madison: Didn't work, huh?
- Felix Ungar: Na, he was late. I straightened up his office and left.”
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison