I only work at the video store part time, and at night I'm working on my first novel, called "I Hate People".
Johnny Galecki - Arthur

“- Arthur Bach: I hate it here!
- Hobson: Of course you hate it. People work here.”

Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Sir John Gielgud - Hobson

“Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!”
Steven Grayhm - Russ - Party Boy

“If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“Listen, anything you got to say about your mother-in-law, you don't have to explain to me. You know what I mean? Like if she were the star of a real crummy horrormovie, I'd believe it.”
Jonathan Winters - Lennie Pike