“- Bob: I have a younger brother. I hate his guts.
- Secondo: Why?
- Bob: He's cheap.
- Secondo: But he's your brother.
- Bob: He's a person. I hate cheap people.”
Campbell Scott - Bob
Stanley Tucci - Secondo

“- Roberta Guaspari: Is it my imagination, or does everybody here hate me?
- Isabel Vasquez: Look, it's hard to fit in when you're doing a special program. People figure you're not gonna be here very long, so they don't make the effort. It may take a while for folks to warm up to you, but they don't hate you.”

Meryl Streep - Roberta Guaspari
Gloria Estefan - Isabel Vasquez

“- Sarah: Why does Han hate you so much?
- Frank: Not enough hugs as a child.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah
Bruce Willis - Frank

“- Hildy Johnson: He treats me like a woman.
- Walter Burns: Oh he does, doesn't he? How did I treat you? Like a water buffalo?”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Mollie Malloy: Aren't they inhuman?
- Hildy Johnson: I know. They're newspapermen.
- Mollie Malloy: All they've been doing is lying. All they've been doing is writing lies. Why won't they listen to me?”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson