“- Cappy von Trapment: Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.
- Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank. Allow me to be Bullwinkle.”

Randy Quaid - Cappy von Trapment
Keith Scott - Bullwinkle

“No more pretending for him. He was completely and openly a mess. Meanwhile, the rest of us go on pretending to each other.”
Billy Crudup - FH

“- Stu: I don't know what I did to you, but whatever it was I'm glad. Alright, I wish it had been worse, I wish you had fucking died.
- The Caller: Yes! Finally some honesty.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“- Susan Price: Your tongue is sharper than a guillotine, Fanny.
- Fanny Price: The effect of education, I suppose.”
Sophia Myles - Susan Price
Frances O'Connor - Fanny Price

“I'll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.”
Melora Walters - Claudia Wilson Gator