“- Chris Thorne: That's where they buried Flipper.
- Fausto Squiriniszu: Flipper is dead?”

Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne
Taylor Negron - Fausto Squiriniszu

“- Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?
- Richard: I dunno, the vet?
- Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?
- Richard: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.
- Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...
- Richard: Got that?
- Tommy: Shut up.”

Chris Farley - Tommy
David Spade - Richard

“- Vincent Cadby: Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?
- Ace Ventura: Of course not. This is a lovely room of death.”

Simon Callow - Vincent Cadby
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

“- Mike Parker: Take these, you'll need them.
- Chris McCormick: Perfume?
- Mike Parker: Well, spiders have a highly developed sense of smell. The perfume might confuse them.
- Harlan Griffith: Great, if we die, we die smelling nice!”
Scott Terra - Mike Parker
David Arquette - Chris McCormick
Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffith

“- Jay: We don't like bugs?
- Kay: Bugs thrive on carnage, Tiger. They consume, infest, destroy, live off the death and destruction of other species.”

Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay