“- Francis MacMillan: Did you exchange your jewels and furs for food at the supermarket?
- Claudia Draper: Now isn't that silly?
- Francis MacMillan: Well, did you?
- Claudia Draper: No.
- Francis MacMillan: Well, then how'd you pay for your food? I assume you didn't live on caviar.”

Robert Webber - Francis MacMillan
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“A patty's just a piece of meat, but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's seriousmoney, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.”
Jerry Levine - Steve Boyer

“Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.”
Alan Arkin - Bill

“All this money and these people eat slugs?”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Do you have any caviar?
- Waiter: Si señor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, then I better just take two portions of that.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Nico De Silva - Waiter