“- Matthew 'Matt' Farrell: You probably shouldn't antagonize them, since they have all the loaded guns.
- Lucy Gennario McClane: Will you just take a minute and dig deep for a bigger set of balls, 'cause you're gonna need 'em.”

Justin Long - Matthew 'Matt' Farrell
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy Gennaro McClane

“This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- Grace: Nice knife.
- Scott: Yeah. Got it off an East German fella.
- Grace: He give it to ya for a gift?
- Scott: No. As I recall, he was... rather reluctant to part with it.”
Johnny Messner - Grace
Val Kilmer - Scott

“I prefer my enemies holding an axe, not a baby.”
Toby Kebbell - Durotan

“Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine.”
Larry Ferguson - Chief of the Boat