“- Prostitute: I'll give you a discount.
- Roy O'Bannon: That's the most romantic thing a woman has ever said to me.”
Alison King - Prostitute
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“Buy now, save later. Having money and not flashing it is strictly for Gentiles.”
Peter Appel - Abie 'The Bug' Pinkwise

“- Molly: Let's stay at a first-class place, okay? Something special.
- Harry Sears: That's a good idea. We'll stay at Al's Motor Lodge in Skokie. Every floor has an ice machine.
- Iris: Thanks a lot, Diamond Jim.
- Harry Sears: Hey, I hate to be the one to remind you: luxury costs money.”

Laurene Landon - Molly
Peter Falk - Harry Sears
Vicki Frederick - Iris

“I paid 28 dollars for that ball! I had to mow ten lawns and ask my mom for a dollar 26 times! I never worked that hard in my life.”
Sam Lerner - Chowder

“All I did wrong was try and save money. I tried to buy what I needed for less.”
David Schwimmer - Matthew Quirk