“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“- Gomez Addams : Remember that fateful night?
- Uncle Fester Addams : Of course... Your first cigar!
- Gomez Addams : What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester

“- Tony: Hasn't anyone ever told you that second-hand smoke kills?
- Marion: Yeah, but they're all dead.”
Branden Williams - Tony
Nancy Stephens - Marion

“- Sally Owens: You really should stop smoking so much.
- Gillian Owens: Why? I'll probably get life. I should smoke two at once. It'll shorten the sentence.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens
Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens

“- Brian: You smoke?
- Mary Jane Potman: No, my grandmother died from lung cancer.
- Brian: That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!”
Jim Breuer - Brian
Rachel True - Mary Jane Potman