“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start...”

Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“- Gomez Addams : Remember that fateful night?
- Uncle Fester Addams : Of course... Your first cigar!
- Gomez Addams : What? Come on, Old Man, I've smoked since I was five. Mother insisted.”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester

“- Rosie: Excuse me! Coming through! I have a senior citizen with me. Thank you. My mother needs a perch.
- Tanya: Mother? We're the same age!
- Rosie: Yeah. Well, parts of us are.”
Christine Baranski - Rosie
Julie Walters - Tanya

“I lived with my mother until I was thirty-two.”
Dustin Hoffman - Chuck Clarke

“When you are of age, you are free to fuck up your own life. But until that time I'm afraid it's my job!”

Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Donna De Angelo