“That man is an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“I see a boy and a girl in love and kissing, you know. I just see that they're gonna be one of those sad old couples one day who just cheats on each other and can't even look at each other in the eye.”

Ryan Gosling - Leland P. Fitzgerald

“Since when does fucking somebody else mean that I'm not faithful to you?”

James Van Der Beek - Sean Bateman

“- Cow Pat Keegan: Funny what attracts people, innit?
- Dan Starkey: Sorry?
- Cow Pat Keegan: Me & Margaret. You & Margaret. You & your wife. Me & your wife. I suppose really to complete the circle, you should sleep with my wife. But I wouldn't recommend it.”
Jason Isaacs - Cow Pat Keegan
David Thewlis - Dan Starkey

“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: What's wrong?
- Jilted Lover: It's my lover. She left me for this younger woman that weighs twelve pounds.”
Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman
Debra Monk - Jilted Lover