“- Tommy Lacy: God said people make mistakes.
- Al Percolo: God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that shit? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!”
Michael Rapaport - Tommy Lacy
Albert Brooks - Al Percolo

“We work together very well. It's almost as like we have one brain that we share between us.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Amber Cole

“You're either with me or against me. There's no third position.”
Edward Burns - Jake Vig

“I'm going to kill you if we die!”

Chris Tucker - Carter

“We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't wanna listen or solve problem and that's what's frustrating about the fucking dynamic of the group.”
Vince Vaughn - Ricky