“- Fred: You can't fool me with that macho facade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.
- Black Knight Ghost: You've touched my inner child... and he's really mad!”
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Fred
Kevin Durand - Black Knight Ghost

“Show me some slobber! Drool is a tool, kids. Use it!”
Alfred Molina - Professor Knight

“- Maddy Broker: Dad, were you scared today? The truth.
- Phil Broker: There's nothin' wrong with being a little scared.
- Maddy Broker: Then why didn't you look scared?
- Phil Broker: Lots of practice.”
Izabela Vidovic - Maddy Broker
Jason Statham - Phil Broker

“- Odessa Cotter: Miss Thompson, I don't want your children to grow up scared of mine.
- Miriam Thompson: It's just that a lot of the whites are scared. I'm a little scared.
- Odessa Cotter: We're all scared. What's scarin' you Miss Thompson, who you are, or what Mr. Thompson wants you to be?”
Whoopi Goldberg - Odessa Cotter
Sissy Spacek - Miriam Thompson

“There's no use in being scared of any of these big guys. The bigger they come, the harder they fall.”

Edward G. Robinson - Little Caesar, alias "Rico"