“- Sonya: I forgot that there was still some kindness in the world. Thank you.
- Roderick Raskolnikov: I forgot there was still some beauty in it.”
Marian Marsh - Sonya
Peter Lorre - Roderick Raskolnikov

“- God: How do we change the world?
- Evan Baxter: One single act of random kindness at a time.”
Morgan Freeman - God
Steve Carrell - Evan Baxter

“- Aunt Edna: You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!
- Ellen Griswold: Oh, we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.
- Aunt Edna: Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold

“- Bud: How are you gonna get home?
- Sissy: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!”
John Travolta - Bud
Debra Winger - Sissy

“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
Peter Dante - Dante