“- Charlotte: 25 years. It's impressive.
- Bob Harris: You sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Clark Kent: Thanks for giving me my job back.
- Perry White: Don't thank me. Thank Norm Parker for dying!
- Jimmy Olsen: It was his time.”
Brandon Routh - Clark Kent
Frank Langella - Perry White
Sam Huntington - Jimmy Olsen

“There's really no point in doing anything in life because it's all over in the blink of an eye, and the next thing you know, rigor mortis sets in.”
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave

“I spent most of my time since I grew up in jail - it looks like I'll spend the rest of my life dead.”
Humphrey Bogart - Duke Mantee

“- Francis Phelan: She was gonna die anyway. Her time was up.
- Helen: I don't believe that. I believe you die when you can't stand it any more. Take as much as you can, then you... You die when you can.”

Jack Nicholson - Francis Phelan
Meryl Streep - Helen