“- Cody Lambert: That's what we need Tuff, a trademark.
- Tuff Hedeman: I got one, it's hard, full of juice, and barely fits in my jeans.
- Lane Frost: Ohhh, Tuff.
- Tuff Hedeman: It's my flask, Lane. Cody, want some OJ?”
Red Mitchell - Cody Lambert
Stephen Baldwin - Tuff Hedeman
Luke Perry - Lane Frost

“She needs to work in a liquor store as much as she be drinking.”
2Pac - Lucky

“- Sissy: I brought ya some coffee.
- Bud: Get me a beer.
- Sissy: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work…
- Bud: Just get me a beer!
- Sissy: Yes sir.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti: I've never seen wine that comes in a box before.
- Max Goldman: Pretty fancy huh? Look, it’s even got its own tap.”
Sophia Loren - Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti
Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- Annie Herman: You can't put wine in Hobo stew!
- Phyllis Nefler: Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?”
Mary Gross - Annie Herman
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler