“- Duckie: You know what an older women does for me?
- Iona: Changes your diapers?
- Duckie: Touché.”
Jon Cryer - Duckie
Annie Potts - Iona

“Can't an old woman have wishes too?”
Chunibala Devi - Indir Thakrun

“- Patcha: There's two people in there looking for you.
- Kuzco: Who?
- Pacha: A big guy and a skinny old woman.
- Kuzco: Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?”
John Goodman - Patcha
David Spade - Kuzco

“- M. Gustave: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.
- Zero: ...She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.
- M. Gustave: Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.”

Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave
Tony Revolori - Zero

“It's a funny thing about you women, most of you don't get wise soon enough! You wait until you're so old, nobody wants ya.”
Wallace Ford - Phroso