“- Doctor Doppler: I have a question. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head, or is it that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big fat body?
- Brutish pirate: I pummel you good!”
David Hyde Pierce - Doctor Doppler

“Top of the head, hardest part of the body.”
James Marshall - Tommy Riley

“You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same.”
Peter Weller - Buckaroo Banzai

And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So I said "if you pop that gum one more time...". And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.
Susan Misner - Liz

“That could have been your head David.”

Paul Reubens - Max