“- Young Quincy: I don't wanna be your boyfriend no more you ugly dog!
- Young Monica: Well I don't wanna be your girlfriend no more big head!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Kyla Pratt - Young Monica

“- Jake: Maybe this one will put out unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
- Jessica: You go to hell!
- Jessica: [defeated] Whoever left these showers on, go to hell.”

Eric Christian Olsen - Jake
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“Talk is overrated as a means of resolving disputes.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Steven Grlscz: Last time I saw her we had an arguement.
- Sergeant Roche: That must have been quite a row since you didn't make an attempt to see her since then. What was it about?
- Steven Grlscz: She wanted to get married.
- Sergeant Roche: To someone else?
- Steven Grlscz: To me.”

Jude Law - Steven Grlscz
Jack Davenport - Sergeant Roche

But who wants someone that doesn't think? Look! And sometimes you laugh when I cry, and you say "huh" when I make perfect sense.

Mandy Moore - Milly