“Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

- "Tootie" Smith: He tried to kill me...
- Esther Smith: It was the streetcar. I think it hit her.
- "Tootie" Smith: No, it wasn't a streetcar. It was John Truett. He tried to kill me.
Margaret O'Brien - "Tootie" Smith
Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!”

Stanley Davis Jr. - Jefferson's Brother

I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? I was De Niro!
Regis Philbin - Regis Philbin

“- Dr. Young: I know Walter Baylor intimately.
- Meredith Modess: Really? Well, did you know he was going to kill Milt?
- Dr. Young: Yes.
- Meredith Modess: Then why didn't you try to stop him?
- Dr. Young: I couldn't find a parking spot.”
Michael Lerner - Dr. Young
Shelley Smith - Meredith Modess