“- Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.
- Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.”
Jason Bateman - Sandy Patterson
Carlos Navarro - Luis the Gas Station Attendant

“I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out.”

Anthony Johnson - Blue

“- Coach Wally Rig: I brought these for you. - Coach Ed Gennero: Thank you. They're lovely.
- Coach Wally Rig: I hope you don't mind - I had to charge them to your room. I'm a little short this week.”

Robert Loggia - Coach Wally Rig
Héctor Elizondo - Coach Ed Gennero

“- Janice Bowden: I hear baseball players make awfully good salaries nowadays.
- Jake Taylor: Well it all depends on how good you are.
- Janice Bowden: How good are you?
- Jake Taylor: I make the league minimum.”
Deborah Wakeham - Janice Bowden
Tom Berenger - Jake Taylor

“- Peter McCallister: Hi.
- Harry: Hi. Are you Mr. McCallister?
- Peter McCallister: Yeah.
- Harry: The Mr. McCallister who lives here?
- Peter McCallister: Yes.
- Pizza Boy: Oh, good, because somebody owes me $122.50.”
John Heard - Peter McCallister
Dan Charles Zukoski - Pizza Boy