“What, did you rewrite the whole thing, or just the parts that don't suit your needs?”

Peter Horton - Burt

“- Corny: You got any interest in reading the Bible?
- Justine Last: I have my own, you know, beliefs.
- Corny: Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.”
Mike White - Corny
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last

“- Michael Beattie: To fight church and state is to fight Goliath.
- Desmond Doyle: David beat Goliath in the book I read.”
Stephen Rea - Michael Beattie
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“- Pastor Skip: Patrick, this is not a gray area.
- Patrick: Dad, it's all a gray area.
- Pastor Skip: The Bible is black and white.”
Martin Donovan - Pastor Skip
Patrick Fugit - Patrick

“You can’t cherry pick the bible, choosing which parts you want to believe.”
Andrew Rannells - Trent Oliver