“- Nathanial Mayweather: Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had.
- Paps: Ah, stop that. You'll have my glass eye foggin' over.”
Chris Elliott - Nathanial Mayweather
James Gammon - Paps

“Way to go, Paula! Way to go!”

Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy

“Stu, you just gave that man $10 to walk away and saved his life. You have human emotions after all.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“It's hard to tell how many emotions were real and how many were manufactured just to get the other person to bring over more pot.”
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“- Grigori Rasputin: You'll always fail because your soul is dead.
- Dr. Botkin: I have performed many autopsies in my time, but I've never located a soul.
- Grigori Rasputin: How many memories or emotions have you found?”
Alan Rickman - Grigori Rasputin
David Warner - Dr. Botkin