“- Hector Passmore: Show him the picture. He sold it to the school paper.
- Archie Howard: I got 25 bucks man!
- Alan Parker: Are you going to split it with me? I mean it is my naked ass in the paper.”
Chris Gauthier - Hector Passmore
Robin Nielsen - Archie Howard
Jonathan Jackson - Alan Parker

“Look what you've done to this place. It's all Diane Fosse. When I lived here, it was Bob Fosse. Right there, I had a big painting of a naked chick holding a little plant; very tasteful, no bush... not a picture of your fucking mother!”

Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph

“- Michael Shayne: What do I get paid off in?
- Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!”
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne
Robert Emmett Keane - Larry Kincaid

“- Michael Cromwell: I should probably take some pictures of Mimi.
- Richard Kempster: I can never have enough pictures of my kids. I have like, four hundred albums. I never look at them, but they exist... it's good, you know?”
Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell
Martin Hayter Short - Richard Kempster

“- Toni Mannix: Just made it.
- George Reeves: I beg your pardon?
- Toni Mannix: Into the picture.
- George Reeves: Was someone taking a picture? I hadn't noticed.”
Diane Lane - Toni Mannix
Ben Affleck - George Reeves