“- Garbageman: The question here is garbage. Who picks up this mess?
- Mr. Rumsfield: Who picks up this mess? Well you're going to pick up the mess, because you are a garbage man.
- Garbageman: I pick up garbage from cans, not from the street!”
Dick Miller - Garbageman
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“- Ardeth Bay: They once again removed the creature from his grave.
- Jonathan: I don't mean to point fingers, but isn't it your job to make sure that it doesn't happen?”
Oded Fehr - Ardeth Bay
John Hannah - Jonathan

“You take on a job, you finish it. Any man who can't be depended on steady, ain't worth the trouble of having around.”
Gene Hackman - Nicholas Earp

“Tracy, we all have responsibilities in life. You may think owning The Hardy Har Joke Shop is all drudgery. Unwrapping dribble glasses, checking doggy doo, but I love it.”
Jerry Stiller - Wilbur Turnblad

“I forgot that I was hired to do a job for you and that it was just a temp job at that. I forgot that I had two hundred and fifty million people who were paying me to make their lives a little better and I didn't live up to my part of the bargain.”
Kevin Kline - Bill Mitchell