“I don't want the Beverly Hills circuit. I haven't got time for people who ask you how your grandchild is and don't listen to your answer.”
Jerry Lewis

“We don't take anything seriously, unless it's on a hard drive.”
Tygh Runyan - Larry Banks

“- Cameron Drake: This is where I grew up.
- Sonya: I don't care.
- Cameron Drake: Sonya, we're here to help someone. For once, we're gonna think about something besides our careers and our hair.”
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake
Shalom Harlow - Sonya

“Don't call people superficial because they just want to have fun. Look, I'm new here. I don't know anybody. Why can't you be helpful and understanding about that?”

Kerri Green - Maggie

“Roseanne was pretty, she had money and she worked hard to be liked, but that didn't mean that guys like me could talk to her.”
Vincent Kartheiser - Vincent