“At the end, I had my father in a nursing home. I gave him the best doctors in Illinois. He was a little senile... not much. I never spent much time with him. I was too busy. Finally, when I got around to seeing him, he didn't recognize me. Till the day he died, he didn't know who the hell I was.”
Héctor Elizondo - Charlie Gargas

“Can you believe I conceived him with one testicle? No really, it's true. I only have one because the other one never dropped. It's called an undescending testicle. It's not uncommon. But look at him! Imagine what he would've looked like if I had two!”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“- Chick Boyle: You shouldn't smoke. It causes cancer of the lungs. Each one of those little cigarettes is a stick of death.
- Meg Magrath: That's what I like about it Chick, taking a drag off death. What power! What exhilaration!”
Tess Harper - Chick Boyle
Jessica Lange - Meg Magrath

“The real demonstrated #1 killer in America is cholesterol. If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people dying of heart attacks?”
Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor

“Don't trouble yourself, ma'am. Tuberculosis finished us off, more than half a century ago.”

Fionnula Flanagan - Mrs. Bertha Mills