“- Dewey Wilson: They kill...
- Old Indian: The sick. The abandoned. Those who will not be missed.
- Dewey Wilson: More than that.
- Old Indian: They kill to survive. They kill to protect.”

Albert Finney - Dewey Wilson
Dehl Berti - Old Indian

“Self-defense is not murder.”
Jennifer Lopez - Slim Hiller

“I don't know karate, but I know kar-azy, and I will use it!”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“If anyone gets tough, just show them your underwear.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Bowen: You ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!
- Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco