“- Bridget Jones: I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. Well, I meant it, but I was so stupid that I didn't mean what I meant... After all, it's only a diary. Everyone knows diaries are just... full of crap.
- Mark Darcy: Yes, I know that. I was just buying you a new one.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Jason: Here she comes! Hey, Beck! What's up? You look really nice... How long can a woman be mad at you for?
- Ben: I assume you talked to her, apologized.
- Jason: I emailed her. Subject line: I'm sorry with like a ton of Os so it's like, 'I'm soooorry' with a sad emoticon where it's crying.”
Adam Devine - Jason
Robert De Niro - Ben

“I'm a horrible person. You have every right to hate me. You should hate me. I want you to hate me! I insist that you hate me! I'm scum, I'm garbage, I'm vermin, and I'm sorry.”
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett

“- Joe Waters: I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, Gus.
- Gus Green: You don't even have a memory.”
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters
Danny Glover - Gus Green

“I don't do 'sorry'. Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and I'm neither one.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Jasper Woodcock