“- Nick Naylor: That's disgusting!
- Bobby Jay Bliss: It's American.”

Aaron Eckhart - Nick Naylor
David Koechner - Bobby Jay Bliss

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. When they ask me what I want, I say: "What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“This is America! I want a bowl of raw red meat, right now! Forget that! Bring me a live cow over to the table! I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Abbey: Outside the United States they don't have marshmallows.
- Jackie: Then it's like the only really American food. Wow!”
Nancy Hendrickson - Abbey
Deborah Luce - Jackie

“If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like mayonnaise!”
Gary Anthony Williams - Smart Brother