“- Jackson Two-Bears: Look at your eyes!
- Shelleen: What's wrong with my eyes?
- Jackson Two-Bears: Well they're red, bloodshot.
- Sheleen: You ought to see them from my side.”
Tom Nardini - Jackson Two-Bears
Lee Marvin - Shelleen

“- Maurice: You know what happens when I get upset! That's it, I'm upset.
- Snik: What the hell is that?
- Maurice: I don't know, that's what happens when I get upset.”
Howie Mandel - Maurice
Rick Ducommun - Snik

“How do you talk things through with someone who has conversations with the Virgin Mary?”

Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett

“I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!”
Max Greenfield - Schmidt

“- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto