“Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit.”
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“- Jesse Stone: I'm a cop. I've been a cop for a long time. I'm good at it. I know how to do this. You don't.
- Jim Burns: Damn it, we can fire you.
- Jesse Stone: You can. But you can't tell me what to do.”

Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
John Dunsworth - Jim Burns

“Well, excuse me, did I say anybody could leave before the battle is over, did I?”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane?”
Slim Pickens - Maj. 'King' Kong

“- Pistachio Disguisey: This is what I want you to do. Any Questions?
- Devlin Bowman: Did you just tell me to shut up?
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes.”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey
Brent Spiner - Devlin Bowman