“Every family has a kid who won't eat. My kid brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years!”
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“Is there anyone in my family you don't plan to eat?”

Paul Dooley - Big Chuck

“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna