“I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“Reincarnation - life after death - mumbo-jumbo of all kinds has been highly commercial throughout the history of book publishing. The first printed book... was the Bible.”
Matt Ross - Dan

“Read the Bible again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.”
Salma Hayek - Serendipity

There were no “F” names in the Bible so Ma named him “Frankincense” because he smelled so sweet.
Matt Mattox - Caleb Pontipee