“- Lombardo: How do you win the heart of the ladies?
- Mumble: We sing.”
Johnny A. Sanchez - Lombardo
Elijah Wood - Mumble
Lombardo Boyar - Raul

“It's women that's shaped like leaves, and men fall.”
Gordon Pinsent - Billy Pretty

“You're a hard man to seduce.”

Bo Derek - Lida MacGillivery

“- Victor: The food was... it was very good. Beatrice didn't tell you?
- Valentine Louzon: She was nervous you wouldn't like her cooking. I always told her the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. One of the ways. She'll keep you well fed, that's for sure.”
Colin Farrell - Victor
Isabelle Huppert - Valentine Louzon

“- Woman: I've never really known another man like him. He can keep ten girls in the air at once and make each one happy.
- Princess Dala: Amazing, sort of a contemporary Don Juan?”
Claudia Cardinale - The Princess